Hmm I'd planned to go to the carnival tonight after my jog, since it was a night carnival. Sadly I took a nap though. And slept through everything.
And why is my bed wet... Ah right I remember! While sleeping I had a dream that I was in bed with a full bladder and I completely relieved myself while in bed. Then I realized it wasn't a dream...Christ.....
~One bed sheet change later~
I think I'm slowly overcoming my fear of this strange city. I should go out, just cause I feel more comfortable. It's a rather hot day though... The weatherman on channel 32 said it was 70 degrees today but I can feel the massive heat rays from inside my apartment. Still I want to go down to check the hotel lobby to see if Google Gulp has finally made its debut. http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ It would be great to take a leisurely stroll around the city while drinking such a perfectly named beverage.
I wanted to wear my Sean Connery t-shirt, but my incredibly large sweat glands would ruin the shirt...and it is limited edition. No matter, this Rob Schneider shirt will do just fine!
*Self narrates* Heading out to accomplish great, yet seemingly pointless tasks, The Jebbermeister takes his leave of his abode. What will happen out in the city? Will I meet new people? Only time will tell!
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1. A man jogging - He looks tired. Tired from more than just constant movement. I smile at him and he salutes me. Why? He wears a Rob Schneider t-shirt and sweat stains proudly. An accomplishment.
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