I went back to my apartment, hoping that maybe I could get a good look of the chaos outside from my window. All I could see were people dancing around a fire. I wondered if I could figure out what they were using to fuel the fire, but I realized that I was getting hungry and if I wanted to continue this stake-out, I'd need some steak take-out. Well not really, but I just wanted to re-emphasize how amazingly hilarious I am. I'll just grab this 36 pack of Oreo Cakesters and snatch my jug of Nesquik chocolate milk from the fridge. After all, you can never be too old for chocolate milk.
With my new reserves of food, I sat by my window, whipped out my telescope from the Discovery Store and I was in business. Alright sooo... wow, what a sight. The people are just throwing books from the library. I bet the librarian isn't too happy about that one bit... I wonder, was she killed in the raid? *finishes first 3 packs of Oreo Cakesters* What in the world is going on here? Has the world finally snapped? *chugs a large amount of Nesquik*
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