Hmm I'd planned to go to the carnival tonight after my jog, since it was a night carnival. Sadly I took a nap though. And slept through everything.
And why is my bed wet... Ah right I remember! While sleeping I had a dream that I was in bed with a full bladder and I completely relieved myself while in bed. Then I realized it wasn't a dream...Christ.....
~One bed sheet change later~
I think I'm slowly overcoming my fear of this strange city. I should go out, just cause I feel more comfortable. It's a rather hot day though... The weatherman on channel 32 said it was 70 degrees today but I can feel the massive heat rays from inside my apartment. Still I want to go down to check the hotel lobby to see if Google Gulp has finally made its debut. http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ It would be great to take a leisurely stroll around the city while drinking such a perfectly named beverage.
I wanted to wear my Sean Connery t-shirt, but my incredibly large sweat glands would ruin the shirt...and it is limited edition. No matter, this Rob Schneider shirt will do just fine!
*Self narrates* Heading out to accomplish great, yet seemingly pointless tasks, The Jebbermeister takes his leave of his abode. What will happen out in the city? Will I meet new people? Only time will tell!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
[Jeb's Side Question]
While jogging I remembered an odd moment from when I walked in from the rain and hail. The front desk guy who offered me a towel, I noticed he had a name-tag. I figured someone so kind and considerate deserves to have their names remembered by yours clearly. I walked up to his desk, dripping on his sign-in sheet. I apologized and looked at his name-tag. Only thing was, his name was blurred out. So strange...does he even have a name? And why did I remember that now...?
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Jeblog #3
*Yawn* Well that was a good night's sleep. There was a bit of ruckus going on outside though, like they were constructing something behind some building-like structure. Gave me the worst headache, that it did. Hmm curious, my Red Crested Bat potion bottle is empty...wonder what happened to it. Come to think of it, I don't remember anything after walking in from the rain.. ahh well, I'll investigate that later.
I still need to find a job though, so I'll head out as soon as I check Lt. Statone's updates on what to avoid. His posts have been so helpful. One of his previous, and perhaps most helpful posts was "Don't eat the chicken." I did just that and nothing happened! I feel bad for those blokes who ate the chicken though. They have no idea what that could do to them...not even I know actually, but who am I to question such authority? He is a lieutenant after all. Anyway, Lt. Statone is pretty much the epitome of safety precautions. Once you read about what's safe and not safe, it'll blow your mind! He's like an effing mind grenade!!! Awesomeness aside I have to check his website every day. And believe me if you think that's extreme or obsessive, it isn't.
I have a friend named Neb Theblam, completely obsessed with Macs and various other Apple products. We went to high school together and he would always have his computer out. This led to the belief that he was a studious person, always taking notes. He wasn't. Every chance he got, he was on MacRumors.com. But I digress, he's not important. He doesn't even have a blog character.
I began my quest though, deciding at the last minute to focus on losing weight rather than getting a job. Taking a jog on streets with popular food places seemed like a good idea. Along my jog, I noticed two people eating lunch while having a conversation. Although from my point of view the conversation seemed one-sided. One was blathering away while the other was eating up a storm. An odd bunch indeed. My next stop led me to the famous Jorri Rae's. I noticed a girl eating a waffle. I took a closer look...and determined she was eating a freshly baked waffle. Well, time to move on!
Ah I just realized the large structure protruding from behind a large building. It looks like a carnival, but nothing is lit or running. Guess it's a night carnival.
I still need to find a job though, so I'll head out as soon as I check Lt. Statone's updates on what to avoid. His posts have been so helpful. One of his previous, and perhaps most helpful posts was "Don't eat the chicken." I did just that and nothing happened! I feel bad for those blokes who ate the chicken though. They have no idea what that could do to them...not even I know actually, but who am I to question such authority? He is a lieutenant after all. Anyway, Lt. Statone is pretty much the epitome of safety precautions. Once you read about what's safe and not safe, it'll blow your mind! He's like an effing mind grenade!!! Awesomeness aside I have to check his website every day. And believe me if you think that's extreme or obsessive, it isn't.
I have a friend named Neb Theblam, completely obsessed with Macs and various other Apple products. We went to high school together and he would always have his computer out. This led to the belief that he was a studious person, always taking notes. He wasn't. Every chance he got, he was on MacRumors.com. But I digress, he's not important. He doesn't even have a blog character.
I began my quest though, deciding at the last minute to focus on losing weight rather than getting a job. Taking a jog on streets with popular food places seemed like a good idea. Along my jog, I noticed two people eating lunch while having a conversation. Although from my point of view the conversation seemed one-sided. One was blathering away while the other was eating up a storm. An odd bunch indeed. My next stop led me to the famous Jorri Rae's. I noticed a girl eating a waffle. I took a closer look...and determined she was eating a freshly baked waffle. Well, time to move on!
Ah I just realized the large structure protruding from behind a large building. It looks like a carnival, but nothing is lit or running. Guess it's a night carnival.
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