Jebberwockey

What an interesting place, that Dungeons & Dragons store. It must have been potion only since I only saw bottles of interestingly colored remedies. As for my keepsake, I purchased the red crested bat. The name read "Bacardi" but I was certain that it was simply a reference to the Crimson Bat guild. If I drink this, my skills at D&D will increase tenfold! Now to head home and try out this bad boy-.........

$^%& it's raining and sleeting!!! Why do the D&D deities hate me so..... I gotta be quick through this rain and sleet! I don't want my limited edition Sean Connery shirt to get too soaked! It's joggin' time, baby!

~3 minutes later~

*pant pant pant* So tired and dehydrated...but almost there....I may as well take advantage of this rain. *Faces head upward and opens mouth wide* "Slrrrp!" Delicious!

~1 minute later~
Whoo! Made it! No need for a towel, Front Desk Guy. I can make it to my room. All that's left is to ride the elevator and I'm set! Maybe I'll take this time to start planning ahead for future days as well. The unpredictability of this weather is no joke. I should stay sheltered for a while longer until I know for sure that it's safe.

*DING*

Ah the elevator has arrived!...Oh great....its Braxton Jr. Tch more like BRATSton. How do I come up with these things?? I'm a comedic genius, that's how fufufu. Hmm? No I wasn't talking about you. I was saying that I was gonna have Bratswurst, erm liverwurst for dinner while watching Aladdin 4: Jafar Might Need Glasses. Ah this is my floor! A pleasure as always. Oh and don't jump too much when the elevator is descending. You'll fall through the floor.

Fortress of Solitude reached....Mission accomplished!